i was twenty when i had my first beer. it was a miller lite in jay's bedroom. bill and jay were there. and i felt funny when i walked toward the stairs down to the bathroom. i thought \"so this is how alcohol feels?\" and i can't erase the blank expressions off my face, yet i expect you to know when i an and when i'm not okay. someone sober drive my car. drop me off in my front yard. honk the horn three times to wake both my neighbour's dogs