Its your birthday today, What does that me mean I’ll guess I try to explain That 21 years ago on this day It was the first time Your parents saw your beautiful face
And nine months before that magical day Your dad probably took your mom out on a date And they were havin’ a good time They were dancin’ and drinking wine
And when they got home They were horny as hell And your dad threw your mom down on the bed And he tore her panties off And his penis was hard as a rock
And then your mom really want to give your dad head But your dad also wanted to give your mom head So they formed a 69 and your mom came at least three times And your dad was so excited to get inside your mom that he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake He had ejaculated and it was too late And then your mom got pregnant And your dad started cryin’
He wanted your mom to get an abortion But your mom wanted a child
And then nine months later you were born And then five months later your parents got a divorce
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